Sunday, June 6, 2010

Don't Worry, It's Only Paprika Sauce




Revlon, move over. There's a new skin-care regimen in town. This weekend, I visited the ruins of Cachtice Castle, where, as legend goes, the Hungarian countess Elizabeth Bathory murdered hundreds of virgins in order to bathe in thier blood. It seems she thought that virgin blood kept her skin looking young and supple. The authorities were not amused and kept her under house arrest until her untimely death. It seems that, without the virgin blood, she wasn't long for this world.

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