Spring Break! or Changes in Longitude, Changes in Attitude?

As many of my teacher friends pack their bags in preparation for Spring Break trips to islands surrounded by crystal-blue waters or lush tropical rainforests, I am packing for...wait for it...Ukraine! That's right, it's no bikini and margaritas for me! It will be babushka and borscht! In a preemptive strike against the Slovak foreign police, I am leaving the country before they kick me out, in the hopes that in the meantime, my documents will arrive from the FBI. Then, I can reenter the country, arrange for my visa, and then stay until August. Simple, right?