10 nice things about Becky:
*She's an amazing book club documentarian
*She's the best Picture karaoke partner a Sheryl Crow impersonator could ask for
*She's generous and patient even when your piles are all over her green chair
*She's a passionate advocate for Upward Bound
*She'll sit up and watch Sex and the City with you even if it's past her bedtime
*She's a #1 source for trashy yet amazing music
*She doesn't get mad when she does all the tech research, and then you buy the better model
*She does the Humpty Dumpty rap almost as well as the 5 year olds
*Her Taffy Apple salad is top notch
*She'll take care of your Slanket while you're away
10 little known things about Becky:
*She has been known to be given the children's menu at restaurants
*She downloads music "legally" from Russia
*She has a Winnie the Pooh bedspread
*Extreme Makeover: Home Edition makes her cry
*She has bowled naked
*She's been to both the geographic center of the US and of North America
*She can name 8 different fabrics in Spanish
*She once ran over a cooler while driving a car that wasn't her own (how convenient)
*She winces when playing catch with 5 year olds
*She has a duck named after her
10 wishes for Becky on her birthday:
*That she never run out of gas in the middle of nowhere unless there is a four-wheeler nearby
*That she check off all 50 states (just not before me)
*That that pesky raccoon never return
*That she always have a stash of Life Savers for that forgotten Cero visit
*That there always be goat cheese on the menu
*That she never win free tickets to an all female music festival
*That she always be victorious in the PICKLE ROUND!
*That she never have to drive in reverse
*That a cute sailor be on board all of her ships
*That she have another 30 years and another 30 after that of zestful living!
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